Sleazy Greetings – Who Doesn’t Want A Little Pussy

‘Who Doesn’t Want a Little Pussy’ Card by Sleazy Greetings

Get ready to make their birthday unforgettable with the “Little Pussy” card! Featuring a cheeky pun that’s sure to raise eyebrows and laughs, it boldly asks: who wouldn’t want a little pussy on their special day?

Not Your Average Greeting Cards

Let’s be real—some occasions call for more than just a sweet sentiment or a generic joke. That’s where sleazy greeting cards come in. Designed for those who laugh the loudest at the dirtiest jokes, these cards go where traditional ones wouldn’t dare. Whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette, breakup, or just a Tuesday, there’s a card to match a truly filthy sense of humor. From cheeky innuendos to downright outrageous sayings, each card is crafted to shock, delight, and get a reaction. If it makes your bestie snort-laugh or your partner blush, mission accomplished.

Printed with bold graphics and unapologetically dirty humor, these cards are made from high-quality coated cardstock with an uncoated interior for easy writing. Each comes with a matching kraft envelope made from post-consumer waste recycled paper—because even sleazy can be sustainable.

• Blank inside
• A7 size (5″ × 7″)
• Printed in the USA
• Thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
• Uncoated interior for easy writing without smudging
• Includes matching kraft envelope (30% post-consumer waste)

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